Sunday, 4 March 2007

To Pasteli

Itan mia poutana,mia tsatsogria kai enas apohimotis.Perpatousane se ena steno dromo kai tous tin epese o Priapos kai tous eipe.
Priapos: Tha sas gamiso oti ehete kai dne ehete.
Panikovlites,poutana,tsatsogria,apohimotis, kai mi borondas na vroun dieksodo diafigis tin poutsisame skeftikane gia ta kala simera.Ekei mesa sti mesi tou pouthena aniperaspistes kai makria apo ta vlemata ton perastikon deneihane kai poles epiloges.Tis plisiazei o Priapos kai tis arizei sta hastoukia eno evale ton apohimoti ston kolo tis tsatsogrias.
Me stin apelpisia tous kai pepismenes oti tha prepei na anihtoun ta kakkista apo ton sadisti priapo katauhtanei o Batman.Parkarei to Batmobil sti mesi tou stenou kai vgainei ekso.
O Priapos hestike pagomenos sti Thea tou maskoforou ekdikiti afise tin poutana tin gria kai ton apohimoti ( ston kolo tis grias) eleuteres.Anakoufish arhise na anatelei sta talaiporimena tous prosopa eno den perase ena lepto vouvamaras kai pliris sighisis log tou theamatos tou anthropou nihterida ,kai arhisane na ksespane se ligmous gemates eungomosini gia ti sotiria parousia tou Batman.
O Batman milise.
:Mi heraiste gamioles eimai o Batman o viastis.
Tote o Priapos mazepse opos opos ta pantelonia tou kai efige trehondas.
Automata poutana,tsatsogria,apohimotis( ston kolo pleon tis grias) arhisane na klene vlastimondas gia tin tihi tous.Ksafnika o Apohimotis apo to poli dakri arhise na ksesfinonei kai petahtike ekso apo ton kolo tis grias.O Batman olo aporia rotise.
:Ω Τheoi ti einai auto?
Poutana:
O apohimotis.
O Batman pige agkaliase ton apohimoti ton skoupise apo ta skata kai ton evale sto amaksi.
Se ena mina pandreutikane kai pigane taksidi tou melitos ston Agio maurikio.Enas tipos ton petihe mia mera ekso apo to ksenodoeheio kai ton rotise.
Horianos:
Kala re malacha Batman, to kazani gamas toso kairo kai mas eheis priksei tarhidia i ginaika mou kai i ginaika mou.
Batman:
Tha sou gamiso tin panagia.
Stenohorimenos arpakase ta asterakia Fiountsiou pou eihe kato apo to atsalenio vraki tou kai arhise na ta eksfedonizei apodo kai apo kei sfazondas kosmo.
Tote kateuthase o Zeus me to poulman pou nate gemato opadous tou Olympiakou.
Pige kai ekatse sti mesi tis siblokis kai prospathise na sineferei ton eksorgismeno Batman.
Zeus:
Halarose re paidaki mou ta kanes mouni edo kato.
Batman:
Nai re Zeus alla mou thiksane ton apohimoti.
Zeus:
Kala to malacha paristaneis , gia auto to traveli travihtikame edo apo tin aharnon?
O Batman me ti megali tou moustaka to kokkino skoufi tou kai tin labri tou foustanela kremotan apta tavania.
Ti eipes ore o apohimotis Traveli?
Zeus :
Koitaton kalitera kai tha to katalaveis.Mipos ehei tis poua riges sto power suply system?Mipos ehei elia kato apti mashali?Mipos to τάιγκοχάουτσον σύστεμ με την διπλή μπαταρία απο το Texas ole mao ?
Batman:
Eheis dikio Zeus kai sotira.
O Batman paratise ton apohimoti kai dakrivrehtos girise piso ston Kolono.
To kalo autis tis istorias einai oti i poutana kai i tsatsogria,an kai apohoristikane apo ton apohimoti, minane soes kai avlavis.Apo tin tromara tous ekeino to vradi kai eutihis gia tin kali tous tihi,pigane kai kleidothikane sena monastiri tou tennis gia na eksileothoun apo tis amarties tous.Ekei trogane pastelia apo to proi mehri to vradi mehri pou minane fafoutes kai ta sousamia tous trehane apo ta autia kai tis mites.Oi miges psofousane giro tous apo ti vroma kai tin aplisia kai oi pastelokaliergeies eksantlithikan.Etsi kaulomenes poutane apo to poli meli kai genika tin sterisi arhisan na pidioundai me otidipote vriskan brosta tous apo antikeimeno mehri anthropo h oiodipote allo zondano on.
Mia fora o Pastoras epiase tin poutana na pidietai me to pomolo tis portas kai riksane to pomolo stin pira eno ksefloudisane tin porta gia na tin eksagnisoun apo tis amarties tis.
To pomolo omos os metalo den kaigotane me tipota os pou fonaksane ton Spiro o opoios kateuthase me ftera sta podia kai ena perideraio demeno giro apo to koutelo pou episis efere ftera kai ena hriso sfiri kai kalemi.
Pastoras:
Kala re Spiro ti paristaneis ton tsolia me ta ftera?
Spiros:
Amorfotekai adai pappa.Apo do kai pera tha me fonazetai Ermi.
Pastoras:
Re Spirako ena metaliko pomolo sou pame na erhteis na kaneis"deal with" kai si paraligo na mas gamiseis ti mana.Ase tis malachies kai kateva kato na arhiseis douleia.
Spiros/Ermis:
Tha sou gamiso esena,tis monis sou,tou mouniou sou,tha sou paro ta midia kai tarhidia kai ta karpouzia kai ta peponia kai gamo kai tin panahaiki sou paliopousta.
O Spiros Ermis arhise na vgazei aktines X apo ta matia tou kai oti epefte sto vlema tou ginotane hilia komatia kai anasintasotane se vazaki gia to visino.Me to megalo tou sfiri anoige megala lagoumia sti Gis kai ta kane ola mouni kai laspi.Den emeine potamos gia potamos kai vouno gia vouno.
Se treis ores eihe eksafanisthei i plasis oli.Oute poutana oute gria oute apohimotis oute tipota.
Peire to Kart aptin pista kai pige piso ston Seirio.
Opote telika i poutana kai i tsatsogria den eihane aisio telos.Tis efage to pasteli tis karioles.

4 comments:

kafouroutsos said...

Τι να πω, χαιρομαι που μας ξέρω

itelli said...

Κ γω! Κ γω! Κ έχω έναν που έχει πεσκέσι. Σε τι μεϊλ να το στείλει?

kafouroutsos said...
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OtiousSlim said...

Ti tha ginei kana mounaki den tha mou kanei comments?Ehei plakosei oli h arkoudogalaria edo mesa.